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Hmm... let's see. I'm in Norris High School's academic decathalon, (acadec) and last year I earned a gold medal in Botany, a bronze in Music, and tied with Keralis (brilliant kid) for top team scorer, all at the same scrimmage. At regionals, I received a gold in Music, Botany, a silver in Art, and a bronze in Language and Literature. I was also nominated to go to state, where I got my butt kicked. So, if I seem very busy to anyone, it's nothing against you. I simply need some time to study to gain my revenge on Crieghton Prep in Omaha. But that's not even my life. I currently am the janitor at Willow Creek Veterinary Clinic just outside of Cortland, (where I live) after having quit working at the gas station. I have a little half brother, Adam, who insists on making my home life hell along with his work-a-holic-and-I'm-gonna-make-you-one-too father, Dave. Did I mention my evil step sister, Holly? She's ten, but thinks I'm the coolest person on the planet. Which can be a problem. My mother, Kelley, has been married three times, so I move around with her, and have consequently been to six different schools. Which also explains my friends, or lack there of. Mandy (Amanda), Ashley Drevo (most likely to be Ashley Martin by the time she starts college), and Andy Taylor (pickle weasle-- a highly endangered species. When provoked, this nearly hairless mammal bears its spare set of fangs believed to either be used for a mating ritual, or venemous. Use extreme caution. Mountain Dew, Pixie Stix, Chocolate Chip Cookies, and other such highly sugared items can keep the vicious pickle weasel at bay for only a matter of minutes, but just enough time to run for your life), are my usually goonie crew. Ah, sweet chaos...!!!

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